Passes Jokes

What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Who On Earth Are You, Then? A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
What do you call it when the preacher passes gas during his sermon?
A blast from the pastor.
Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
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