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If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
A Hard Tea to Swallow
A Hard Tea to Swallow A man was out to lunch with his friend one day. The man was explaining to his friend how he had been exploring and studying different methods of healthy eating and its effects on your body. "After all," he said, "you are what you eat." The man sat down at a table with a salad, a lite vinaigrette dressing, and a small unsweetened green tea, while his friend had a fried chicken sandwich, a large Coke, and fries with some extra salt on the side. As they were about to dig in to their meal, the man realized he didn't grab a fork for his salad. As he was off getting his fork, his friend, playing a prank, dumped some of his extra salt into the man's tea. The man returned, sat, and took a sip of his tea and gagged instantly, spitting the tea all over the table. Immediately furious, the man snapped "what the hell did you do to my tea?" The friend answered the question with a question: "Didn't you say that you are what you eat?" The man's expression shifted from anger to disappointment. "If so, then this prank must've made you a little salt-tea."
Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...
anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.

“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.