“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx