If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
"Read between the wines."
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
I've been hitting the bottle pretty hard recently.
Still can't get the last of that ketchup out.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
"You had me at merlot."
I love you from my head tomato
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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