Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
We’re a perfect mash.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.
What is a ghosts favorite soup? Scream of Broccoli.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.