Name Jokes

A Very Cheeky Question Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is. I'm so sorry.” Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes. She just stared and glared at her. Finally, she said: “How soon do you need to know?"
How to Give Your Heritage Respect A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That's a lot of heritage to inherit. They talk about it and they discover they both wish to have their son named after THEIR heritage. A terrible argument ensues, causing both of them a lot of anguish. After a few days, they finally came to a decision that made both of them happy. They decided on the name: Ravi O'Lee.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
My Joker Brother A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when - in his excitement - his car went out of control and crashed into an oak tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood. He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied: "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." The husband was thinking to himself: "Oh no, what has he done now?" And he said with trepidation: "Well what did you name them?" The brother replied: "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said: "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?" "Denephew," the brother replied.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Is your name Lionel?
Because you made my pants Messi.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Oh, Donna... A gunman held a couple at gun point. While in the process of taking their valuables, he asked them: Gunman: "What's your name?" Woman: "My name is Donna." Gunman: "You have a name like my mother. I will not kill you." He turned to the man. "And you?" Man: "My name is Don, but my friends call me Donna."
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