Fruit Puns

Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
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