Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
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