Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.