Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
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