Lunch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.
He could binomial.
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8 (ate).
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
God is Watching
God is Watching The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want. God is watching the apples."
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What did the duck eat for lunch? Soup and Quackers.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.