70 Animal Pick Up Lines

When it comes to pick up lines, the animal world provides some of the funniest! This collection of 70 animal pick up lines is gonna make you roar with laughter.

I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You had me at ruff.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
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