Power

Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power?
A Megalovieniac.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
You can crawl into tight spaces like all those little rodents. You should consider it your super power.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish
The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish An Englishman, an American and a Japanese are doing white water rafting, when all of a sudden they spot a huge drop to a waterfall they never knew was there. They are moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom... Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is the spirit of the waterfall, and he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in. I want a full backing orchestra and a gospel choir." "It will be done." says the genie. The Japanese goes next. "I love my country too. Nothing represents it better than our wonderful cuisine. Please let me taste one more time, the delicacies of my village. I want fermented sticky soy beans. Fresh sea urchin. Raw horse meat. Pickled seaweed. Sugared omelettes. And please....provide enough so I can share the meal with my friends." "It will be done." says the genie. The Englishman quietly approaches the genie, and whispers in his ear 'Just send me over the waterfall before the bloody song starts and the food gets here."
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