Power

Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish
The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish An Englishman, an American and a Japanese are doing white water rafting, when all of a sudden they spot a huge drop to a waterfall they never knew was there. They are moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom... Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is the spirit of the waterfall, and he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in. I want a full backing orchestra and a gospel choir." "It will be done." says the genie. The Japanese goes next. "I love my country too. Nothing represents it better than our wonderful cuisine. Please let me taste one more time, the delicacies of my village. I want fermented sticky soy beans. Fresh sea urchin. Raw horse meat. Pickled seaweed. Sugared omelettes. And please....provide enough so I can share the meal with my friends." "It will be done." says the genie. The Englishman quietly approaches the genie, and whispers in his ear 'Just send me over the waterfall before the bloody song starts and the food gets here."
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.