Power

Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.