Shoulder

The Good Samaritan
The Good Samaritan I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!” She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You floor your purse on the floor outside outside McDonald’s." "Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?" "I just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s."
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
I tried to open a bag of Lays but it exploded all over me.
I've had a chip on my shoulder ever since.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.