Flowers Jokes

What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
The Special Gift On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” - Molly McGee
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.
The Florist's Mix-Up A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied: "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this - somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying: “Congratulations on your new location!”
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
A couple is in marriage counseling and the wife tells the therapist that the husband never buys her flowers.
The husband says...
"I didn’t even know she sold flowers!"
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
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