Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're *always* plotting something.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
What do you call dudes who love math?
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!