Summer went swimmingly this year.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I beacha miss summer already!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Water you doing, my friend?
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Girls just wanna have sun!