This vacation has been sand-sational!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Water you doing, my friend?
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I beacha miss summer already!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
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