Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Girls just wanna have sun!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
I beacha miss summer already!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
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