This vacation has been sand-sational!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Water you doing, my friend?
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I beacha miss summer already!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
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