This vacation has been sand-sational!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Water you doing, my friend?
Girls just wanna have sun!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
I beacha miss summer already!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
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