What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Girls just wanna have sun!
I beacha miss summer already!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Water you doing, my friend?
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
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