Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
I beacha miss summer already!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What does the sun drink out of?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Water you doing, my friend?
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.