What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Girls just wanna have sun!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I beacha miss summer already!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Summer went swimmingly this year.