Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I beacha miss summer already!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Water you doing, my friend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.