Because

Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
Why can’t the engineer be electrocuted? Because he’s not a conductor!
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What's Written On This One!?
What's Written On This One!? There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna" The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. "By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office!"
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.