Small

A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
My girlfriend keeps saying that a small dick is nothing to worry about.
I still wish she hadn't got one.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Why blondes can't make Koolaid? Because they can't get 2 quarts of water in that small koolaid envelope.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
The Hillbilly and the Whistles
The Hillbilly and the Whistles A man who had spent his whole life in the countryside visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what has happened and asks the hillbilly, "Why'd you ruin my good kettle?" "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.