. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
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