Conservative Jokes

Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
The New Earring
The New Earring A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say: "So, ah... how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
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