Chef

What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
The Horse and Chicken Restaurant
The Horse and Chicken Restaurant A man faces a violation for adding horse meat to the chicken stew in his restaurant. At the court he’s asked why he did it and how much horse meat was in those stew. “For the money of course and I solemnly swear I always kept the ratio 50:50!” While the infraction caused many unhappy customers, upon seeing the man’s honesty the judge decides not to revoke his license. However he in turn must always advertise that horse is part of the ingredients. With a sigh of relief, the restaurant owner pays the fine and walks out of the court house with his wife and friend He friend asked him “Did you really put horse meat or did you add anything else with the chicken?” “Nope. Only horse meat and chicken”. “Now tell me the truth man, come on, it was mostly horse meat wasn’t it?” “Nope. It was always 50:50... one horse per one chicken.”
Forgot His Prayers
Forgot His Prayers A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.