I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said... "I was just feeling a little chili."
Forgot His Prayers
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”