Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
Forgot His Prayers
Forgot His Prayers A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.