Chef

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Forgot His Prayers
Forgot His Prayers A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.