"Stop and smell the rosé."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"On cloud wine."
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Rosé all day."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"It's wine o'clock."
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Sip happens."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Read between the wines."
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Great minds drink alike."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"You had me at merlot."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Love the wine you're with."
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Be kind, re-wine."
"I mead more wine."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Time to wine down."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Here for the right riesling."
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
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