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Wine Puns
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"You're the wine that I want."
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Rosé all day."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"I make pour decisions."
"Great minds drink alike."
"Love the wine you're with."
"Alcohol you later."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"Back that glass up."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"It's wine o'clock."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"Sip happens."
"I mead more wine."
"Be kind, re-wine."
"No wine left behind."
"Partners in wine."
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"On cloud wine."
"Read between the wines."
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