Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Here for the right riesling."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
"Say you'll be wine."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"I make pour decisions."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"I mead more wine."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
You’re wine in a million.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"Love the wine you're with."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"No wine left behind."
"Back that glass up."
"Sip, sip hooray."
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"You had me at merlot."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"It's wine o'clock."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Adulting makes me wine."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Sip happens."
"You can't sip with us."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
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