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"Stop and smell the rosé."
"It's wine o'clock."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"On cloud wine."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Great minds drink alike."
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Sip happens."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"I mead more wine."
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Say you'll be wine."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.