"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Love the wine you're with."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Be kind, re-wine."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"You can't sip with us."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"You had me at merlot."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"No wine left behind."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
"I need to re-wine my life."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
You’re wine in a million.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"You're the wine that I want."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Here for the right riesling."
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