Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"Back that glass up."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"Time to wine down."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
You’re wine in a million.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"I make pour decisions."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"On cloud wine."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
"Read between the wines."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"You had me at merlot."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"Love the wine you're with."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
"Say you'll be wine."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Partners in wine."
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
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