Flower Puns

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How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.

What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.

Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
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