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What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.

What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.