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Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?
They're on air now
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
When did the pianist finally turn their life around?
After they hit Rockbottomoff.
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”.
How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can’t get up that high.
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
It was a vile inn.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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