Can we play some musical puns for you in our music puns category? We promise a jolly good laugh!

I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
What do you call a Pharaoh playing a trumpet?
Tooting’khamun
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.