Can we play some musical puns for you in our music puns category? We promise a jolly good laugh!

When did the pianist finally turn their life around?
After they hit Rockbottomoff.
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
Ginny Hendrix
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What do you call someone with, a sextant, a stetson, a saxophone and a syringe?
A rooting tooting shooting cowboy.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
The fisherman was playing his out-of-tune guitar.
Luckily he caught a Tuna
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Swing.
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What do you call a Pharaoh playing a trumpet?
Tooting’khamun
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
Trumpester: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hold it! We don't serve minors here."
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”