A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
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