What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
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