What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Go to BabaMail
