Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
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