Tiger Puns

These tiger puns will have you ROARing in laughter.

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
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