A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
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