A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
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