What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’