What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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