The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
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