Cookie Puns

These puns are no cookie cutter! They are the real, sugary, funny Cookie Puns everyone can enjoy!

Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
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