These puns are no cookie cutter! They are the real, sugary, funny Cookie Puns everyone can enjoy!

What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.

What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!