These puns are no cookie cutter! They are the real, sugary, funny Cookie Puns everyone can enjoy!

What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!