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Someone left their tea on my desk. It smells so good, but I won't drink it. That's just not my cup of tea.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer.
“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”
“Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” answers the customer.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.