Drop Jokes

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Are you a shopping cart?
Because I wanna drop my meat in you.
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

(Laura E. Richards)
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
The Ex-Jewish Rabbit So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives. His friend says, "Please come back to us." The rabbit, formerly Jewish, says, "No, sorry, I don't believe anymore." His friend grabs him by one arm and tugs, saying, "Come with me, come on! You have to join us down at the synagogue! You used to lead us and we miss you!" Almost dropping his cup due to the tugging, the rabbit rights himself and says, "You almost made me break my favorite cup! Please leave!" His friend angrily storms off. The rabbit's wife comes out and says, "What was that about?" The rabbit says, "My friend wanted me to lead the community at the synagogue again, but I would've had to drop the tea."
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
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