Drop

Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
A man gets up and heads off to work despondent that not one member of his family has wished him Happy Birthday. What an ungrateful lot he thinks.

When he gets to work his attractive secretary asks him what’s wrong and he explains.
“Why don’t I take you out to lunch to cheer you up,” she says.

After a lovely lunch and a couple of glasses of champagne, she says do you mind if we drop into my apartment on the way home.

Interested, he replies, ”Sure!”

At her apartment she smiles, fixes him a drink, and then says, “I just have to slip into the bedroom for a minute.”
In a moment she’s back with a birthday cake, his family and all his friends.

And there’s him lying naked on the couch.

"ah..." he says. "Surprise?"
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Older women to her friend about remarrying, “When I pass away I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.”
The Ex-Jewish Rabbit
The Ex-Jewish Rabbit So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives. His friend says, "Please come back to us." The rabbit, formerly Jewish, says, "No, sorry, I don't believe anymore." His friend grabs him by one arm and tugs, saying, "Come with me, come on! You have to join us down at the synagogue! You used to lead us and we miss you!" Almost dropping his cup due to the tugging, the rabbit rights himself and says, "You almost made me break my favorite cup! Please leave!" His friend angrily storms off. The rabbit's wife comes out and says, "What was that about?" The rabbit says, "My friend wanted me to lead the community at the synagogue again, but I would've had to drop the tea."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.