Drop

How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
A man gets up and heads off to work despondent that not one member of his family has wished him Happy Birthday. What an ungrateful lot he thinks.

When he gets to work his attractive secretary asks him what’s wrong and he explains.

“Why don’t I take you out to lunch to cheer you up,” she says.

After a lovely lunch and a couple of glasses of champagne, she says do you mind if we drop into my apartment on the way home.

Interested, he replies,” Sure!”

At her apartment she smiles, fixes him a drink, and then says, “I just have to slip into the bedroom for a minute.”

In a moment she’s back with a birthday cake, his family and all his friends.

And there’s him lying naked on the couch.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Older women to her friend about remarrying, “When I pass away I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.”
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.