Hot Jokes

I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
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