How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
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