What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
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