My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
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