Don't crack under the sheer awesomeness of our Bone Puns!

What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.