Between Jokes

Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
A Cannibal For Tea Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch, sipping their tea. Then one asked the other: "Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?" "Yes, that's right." "So how are things between you right now?" "Well... right now..." The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea. "Right now I'm letting him stew..."
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Seed between the lines.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
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