“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
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