“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
Go to BabaMail
