“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
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