“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown