Funny Friendship Quotes

Your best friends will love these humorous quotes!

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
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