“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
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