“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
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