“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer