Venom

A Friend in an Emergency
A Friend in an Emergency Two men are hiking in the woods when suddenly one curses, stumbles and falls. He has been bitten in the groin by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the venom and spit it on the ground.” The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say???” the injured man cries to him. “He says you’re gonna die.”