High school

Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
The Secret of His Success..
The Secret of His Success.. After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself." "I am," whispered Pete. "I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I REALLY make my money."
Yo Mama so stupid she brought a ladder to go to high school.
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in High School!