A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
But when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, āOK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.ā
āWell, in that case, Iāll just look the other way,ā said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause! She went to the bartender and said, āSir, I donāt understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?ā
āWell, now they know youāre one of us,ā said the bartender, āWould you like a drink?ā
āNo thank you, but, I still donāt understand,ā said the puzzled nun.
āYou see,ā laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"