Mask

What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?