Mask

If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
The Dentist and the Viagra
The Dentist and the Viagra The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.