What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
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