Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.