How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
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