Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
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