What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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