What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.