When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
I just wanted to make sure my mom woke up with a big smile on her face.
Now i'm not allowed to play with sharpies anymore.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?