The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I just wanted to make sure my mom woke up with a big smile on her face.
Now i'm not allowed to play with sharpies anymore.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.