My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
I just wanted to make sure my mom woke up with a big smile on her face.
Now i'm not allowed to play with sharpies anymore.
The Ex-Jewish Rabbit
The Ex-Jewish Rabbit So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives. His friend says, "Please come back to us." The rabbit, formerly Jewish, says, "No, sorry, I don't believe anymore." His friend grabs him by one arm and tugs, saying, "Come with me, come on! You have to join us down at the synagogue! You used to lead us and we miss you!" Almost dropping his cup due to the tugging, the rabbit rights himself and says, "You almost made me break my favorite cup! Please leave!" His friend angrily storms off. The rabbit's wife comes out and says, "What was that about?" The rabbit says, "My friend wanted me to lead the community at the synagogue again, but I would've had to drop the tea."