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"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Once I did hear my brother call
The sun a giant fire ball.
How can that be?
For what I see,
Is something up high so small.

I see it at the break of dawn,
When it announces the day is on.
Its brilliant gold,
A joy to behold,
And being outside is so much fun.

John might be right, for I must say,
The sun is not so cool at midday.
Its shining light
Is just so bright,
I have to pull my eyes away.

Evening comes and it's so strange
How the sun still appears to change.
No longer small,
A bigger ball.
Its tone, now a lovely bright orange!

This curious ball hanging up high,
For me, raises many questions why.
But when it shines,
Then life is fine.
Thank God the sun is in the sky.

(By Abimbola T. Alabi)
Red sky at night - shepherd’s delight.
Blue sky at night - day.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his best friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." Also, looking at the stars, I think that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell YOU, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot... Someone stole our tent!"
What game does the sky love to play?
Twister.