What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...
They couldn't afford a tenor.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What do you call someone with, a sextant, a stetson, a saxophone and a syringe?
A rooting tooting shooting cowboy.
Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
My friend told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
Apparently she was a saxy lady.
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