Stars

Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What are porn stars paid?
Income.
Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? He was shooting for the stars.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his best friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." Also, looking at the stars, I think that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell YOU, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot... Someone stole our tent!"
Do you know what it's called when you see the sun, the moon and the stars all at the same time?
Really good acid.