Stars

What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his best friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." Also, looking at the stars, I think that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell YOU, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot... Someone stole our tent!"
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What are porn stars paid?
Income.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the heck is my roof ?
A kid once asked me "How do Stars die?"
I told him "Usually of an Overdose."
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
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