Promise

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with ‘once upon a time’?
No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise...’
Make love to me and I promise never to talk to you again!
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