Salt

What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s see salt.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
A Hard Tea to Swallow
A Hard Tea to Swallow A man was out to lunch with his friend one day. The man was explaining to his friend how he had been exploring and studying different methods of healthy eating and its effects on your body. "After all," he said, "you are what you eat." The man sat down at a table with a salad, a lite vinaigrette dressing, and a small unsweetened green tea, while his friend had a fried chicken sandwich, a large Coke, and fries with some extra salt on the side. As they were about to dig in to their meal, the man realized he didn't grab a fork for his salad. As he was off getting his fork, his friend, playing a prank, dumped some of his extra salt into the man's tea. The man returned, sat, and took a sip of his tea and gagged instantly, spitting the tea all over the table. Immediately furious, the man snapped "what the hell did you do to my tea?" The friend answered the question with a question: "Didn't you say that you are what you eat?" The man's expression shifted from anger to disappointment. "If so, then this prank must've made you a little salt-tea."
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
A Pig With Nightmares
A Pig With Nightmares A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?" Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?" Pig: "They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!” Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."