Grey

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How to Return a Shirt
How to Return a Shirt I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt. I bought one but when I got home I noticed a little rip in the left sleeve. I showed it to my friend who encouraged me to return it. Would you believe, when I got to the store, the salesperson said "I'm sorry. This isn't the sweatshirt you purchased. Our records indicate that the sweatshirt you bought was 80% rayon and polyester. We can't take back this cotton one." "I'm afraid you're wrong", said I, smiling at my friend, who had been with me through the whole affair. "I did indeed purchase a cotton sweatshirt." I pointed to my friend. "This is my material witness".
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I eat grape.
I eat grape who?
You eat grey poo!
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.