License

I peed my pants every time I stood in front of my first-grade class to talk.
That's how I lost my teaching license.
What kind of hunt is a marriage? One where the trapped animal has to buy the license.
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an "F" in se*.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You should have a license for being this dumb.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.