Asking

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
When I go to donate blood I expect a cup of tea, a biscuit and a polite word of thanks...
...not a whole lot of screaming, my bucket confiscated, and a cop asking me questions.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
Damien Fahey
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
Three Funerals and a Wedding
Three Funerals and a Wedding A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage. "Fourth, actually." Says the other woman . Her friend says, "Fourth?? How.. how wonderful." Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, "I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first three husbands?" The woman replies, "First one ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic!" she gasps. "What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." the woman replies. Feeling shocked, "Oh, how terrible! I am almost afraid to ask you about your third husband. Did he eat poison mushrooms, too?" she asks. "Oh, no. He died of a broken neck." Came the reply./ Her friend asks, "A broken neck?" The woman calmly looks at her and says, "He wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.."
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.