A Politician At the Chocolate Store
A Politician At the Chocolate Store Once upon a time there was a thief and a politician who were friends. One day, they entered a chocolate store. While they were busy looking around, the thief stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the thief said to the politician: "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that." The politician replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and politician said to the shopkeeper: "Hey do you wanna see magic?" The Shop keeper replied: "Sure!" The politician says: "Give me one chocolate bar!" The shop keeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for a second, and he ate that as well.. He asked a third, and finished that one too. The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" The politician replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find it!"
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.
He counted:



And disappeared without a trace.
I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that."
I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you."
After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**k disappear.
The $5000 Desk
The $5000 Desk Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper. “$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!” exclaims Stanley. “Ah,” says the shopkeeper, “but this is a magic desk.” He turns to the desk and asks, “Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?” The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four dollar coins there. “Wow, that’s pretty cool,” says Stan. “Alright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?” At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop. “Darn, where did she get all THAT from?” wonders Stanley. The desk’s legs slide apart and its drawers drop down.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?