Magic

Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**k disappear.
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.
He counted:

“Uno...”

“Dos...”

And disappeared without a trace.
I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that."
I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you."
After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"