What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
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