I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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