The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
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