Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
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