I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.