I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
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