10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
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