Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
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