The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
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