I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
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