Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
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