Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.