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What bat was called an invader?
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What’s a bats favorite desert?
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
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