What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
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