What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
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