What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
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