What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
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