When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
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