What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
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