Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
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