What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
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