What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.