Bat Puns

Shhh..do you hear that? Grab a bat, it may have something funny to say! Welcome to the funniest Bat Puns!

What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
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