How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
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