What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
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