Boyfriend

Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow.
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
The Mysterious Photo
The Mysterious Photo After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap... One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked. After making great love, Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Now Joe was curious and a bit alarmed, was there a husband who will come back? "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly." she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all." she said, nibbling at his ear. "Well, who IS he then?" demanded Joe bewildered. "That's me before the operation." She whispered.
My boyfriend broke up with me because he says I'm too 'controlling'.
Funny thing is, I don't remember giving him permission to speak.
My girlfriend told me she will change me.
I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so too.