What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Come witch me to the party.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
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