What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
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