Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Come witch me to the party.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
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