What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
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