Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Come witch me to the party.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
Did you hear that the police arrested a pair of vampires?
They got them on two Counts of robbing a blood bank!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
Witch you were here.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
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