Chocolate

What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner
Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's O.K.," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl!"
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
A Child With Chocolate
A Child With Chocolate A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "he minded his own bloody business."
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher