What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.